Crow's Nest

Our dedicated lookout has reported some rather peculiar sight'ns from his lofty perch. Between his frequent “strategic rest periods” an' tea breaks, he’s sworn on his mother’s favorite teacup that he’s witnessed th' most extraordinary maritime phenomena ever documented.

Last week alone, he submitted a detailed report claim'n t' have spotted a mermaid rid'n a seahorse while solv'n a Rubik’s cube, an' a group o' dolphins wear'n top hats perform'n synchronized swimm'n routines t' classical music.

Recent not'ble sight'ns include:

• A giant squid play'n chess wit' a whale shark
• Fly'n fish practic'n fer their pilot’s license
• A pirate ghost ship sell'n timeshares t' pass'n vessels
• Penguins on vacat'n rid'n jet skis
• A row'n boeat crewed entirely by sing'n sea cucumbers