Captain's Log

Captain Hugo report'n from th' quarterdeck o' th' magnificent Th' Purple Pulpo. Th' seas be fair, an' our hold be brimm'n wit' exotic cargo bound fer distant ports. Our seasoned crew stands ready fer another adventure across th' Seven Seas.

Operat'n Squid Spaghetti

Our midnight run involved top-secret pasta flour an' premium marinara crucial fer th' realm’s spiciest mission. Th' crew was amped!