Captain's Cabin

Welcome t' th' legendary 4x4 quarters o' Captain Hugo, whar' navigat'n charts do'ble as wallpaper an' yesterday’s coffee cup might contain tomorrow’s coordinates! Th' genuine fake window offers stunn'n views o' wherever th' captain thinks we be (he’s been known t' mistake th' Mediterranean fer th' Caribbean on more than one occasion).

Despite th' creative fil'n system (read: artistic piles), our beloved captain insists he knows exactly whar' everyth'n be – includ'n his lucky compass, which has been “temporarily misplaced” fer th' past three months. Th' room features state-of-the-art organizational solut'ns, such as “that chair wit' all th' stuff” an' “the corner whar' important th'ns go.”

Visitors be kindly requested t' not disturb th' delicate ecosystem o' nautical instruments, half-written logbooks, an' at least seven different types o' tea sets – all carefully arranged 'n what th' captain calls his “systematic randomness.”